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Anonymous asked:

May I have a slightly strange request?  Raiden and Fujin's reaction to their crush suddenly saying "God save Johnny Cage" (the reader and Cage are friends and this phrase just escaped by chance and was not even intended for anyone in particular)

qdbs-writes answered:

nonny, i promise you this is like the least strange thing i’ve had in my inbox lately

Fujin and Raiden React To Their Crush Saying “God Save Johnny Cage”

It was like any other day in the Sky Temple, or, as normal as the Sky Temple could be. In the last few weeks, you’d been setting up your friendly neighbourhood Shinto deities with some more modern Earthrealm technology, the latest edition being a TV. It was nothing fancy, an old Goodmans 1408 that you had lying around. The real challange was hooking it up to modern channels. After some percussive maintenance, you tune the CRT TV to a talk show featuring Johnny Cage. The storm brothers gathered behind you, enchanted by the flickering screen you had brought to life for them. The interview itself was relatively dull, with Johnny being asked about his latest movie or suspected liasions with other Hollywood actors. It was until the interviewer mentioned one of Johnny’s costars, an actor who’d been publicly outed as transgender, and asked if Johnny could ever work with the ‘dirty, immoral liar’ again. The three of you watch as Johnny begins to shout at the interviewer, screaming that they had no right to say that about his costar. The arguement continues until Johnny punches the interviewer across the jaw, before turning to the camera crew and live audience to speak about the importance of trans rights. But he could only get a few words in before the program cuts off, with a 'We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties’ message. The storm Gods share a look while you nod your head proudly. “God save Johnny Cage.” you mutter. You didn’t have time to think about the nuances of what you had said in front of the two Gods, but decided that it was more amusing to let them come to their own conclusions.

Fujin

  • Recently Fujin had been building up the courage to reveal his feelings towards you. He was sure of how he felt but painfully unsure of how to go about it. He had asked his brother, Raiden, who was little help. He had even asked other Earthrealmers, although he did his best to hide your identity as the object of his affections.
  • Fujin knew one thing, that if he couldn’t tell you, then he absolutely couldn’t tell any of your friends, what if they stepped in? What if they said something to you that gave you a bad opinion of him? What if someone stole your heart first?
  • There were far too many ways it could all go terribly wrong. And now he was even more confused. “God save Johnny Cage”, what did those words mean? Well he knew what they meant, but why would you say them?
  • Fujin was a god, did you want him to save Johnny? If that were the case, Johnny didn’t seem to be in any danger. If you really cared that much about Johnny, maybe it’s time Fujin confessed his feelings for you before it’s too late.
  • When the two of you are alone, Fujin will drop to his knee dramatically, “I vow to protect Johnny Cage for you, because since the day we met, I have loved you, and I will do all in my power to make you happy, even if you love another.”
  • Fujin emotionally braces, expecting rejection, but instead hears your delighted squeals as you wrap your arms around him, saying how you love him too, pressing soft kisses to his cheek.

Raiden

  • For the last few months, Raiden had been delicately calculating how to best start a relationship with you. Part of that was navigating how you felt about others, and if he had any competition to worry about.
  • From what he had seen, your relationship with Johnny Cage was platonic at best. But Johnny was also more experienced in courting techniques and had succeeded in gaining many partners over his short, mortal lifetime.
  • Raiden’s heart sinks at the idea that perhaps Cage’s charm had reached you through the television, ensnaring you enough to make you say “God save Johnny Cage”.
  • He knew the meaning behind that saying, he wasn’t a complete fool. To ask a god to save someone was a verbal decleration of your devotion to someone, your pride in them, how you wish their lives to be long and happy.
  • Weren’t all those things the sum of love? Those were certainly all the things Raiden wished for you. For you to suddenly feel this way towards Cage… The only explaination was the TV, clearly a cursed device that you must be protected from.
  • Que Raiden launching the TV over the nearest balcony when you aren’t looking, if you ask where it went, Raiden will feign ignorance and instead invite you for a walk in the gardens, offering his arm for you to take.
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Kuai Liang being touch starved would include :

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Originally posted by zekesplayground

(Woooo more prompts! Woooo Kuai! Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him being stunned to feel your comforting touch and how you’d seem so worried over him, letting himself feel it and just open up to you, finding himself comfortable by your side and actually wanting more of your affection

-Him really trying to be subtle but doing whatever he can to scoot closer to you when you’d sit down or as you’d stand, wanting to just feel you, only to get flustered when you’d chuckle and tease him about it and would go out of your way to do it yourself

-Him tightening his hold as you’d grab for his hand or intertwine your fingers with his, not wanting to let go and just feeling your warmth, only to apologize profusely about his cold hands and needing you to reassure him it’s fine

-Him melting when you’d cheer him up or assure him while looking him in the eyes and would just hold a hand of his while stroking his cheek with the other, moving right in closer to feel you and taking in every word of yours

-Him being vocal and actually gripping onto you to not leave him as you’d tend to him and would try to let him rest, insisting that he needs you to check up on anything else he might have as well clearly stalling and hoping to get the courage to just admit he wants to be with you

-Him smiling more and being relaxed as you’d help him get ready in the morning, even playful as he’d reach to grab your wrists or waist to keep you so close to him before he whispers in your ear and admits that he just wants to spend the day with you

-Him holding onto you and doing whatever he can to make you feel safe in his arms as you both cuddle, insisting you rest against his chest and let him tuck you to sleep that way, ending up surprising you as he wouldn’t budge once asleep

-Him getting flustered yet unable to stop smiling when you kiss him, whether it be his cheeks, lips or even hands, as soon as you do and would assure him he’d be a totally putty and would agree to a lot of things with you

-Him begging you to not let him go and to keep touching him as you’d both get intimate, not being shy about what he needs from you and eagerly grabbing your wrists to him to prove his point

-Him slowly opening up himself to be more physically affectionate with you and being the first to make a move, wanting to show you how much he actually loves you and it being his way of returning the affection

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